If Pokedex Entries Were Literal (Volume 27)

Chikorita, Bayleef, and Meganium's entries are just too sweet 'n nice to do anything bad with!

Support Dorkly by subscribing to DROPOUT: signup.dropout.tv

Subscribe to Lowbrow Studios' channel here: alboth.info/rock/p2R.html...

Geek out with us...
FACEBOOK: dorkly
TWITTER: dorkly


  • Vansh Tekriwal
    Vansh Tekriwal3 ditë më parë

    I think gorge is a shiny giratina since ya know It's white

  • José Joaquín Benítez
    José Joaquín Benítez4 ditë më parë

    Surprisingly Wholesome: Check Unexpectedly Messed Up: Check I am pleased.

  • Clara Tamba-Marowa
    Clara Tamba-Marowa16 ditë më parë

    Bayleef made snorlax explain all of fnaf lore in 00000000000000000000000000000000.1 seconds.

  • Shiroyasha
    Shiroyasha21 ditë më parë

    Snorlax is awesome

  • Second Aron Valdez
    Second Aron Valdez27 ditë më parë

    Its opposite day. Grass-type Pokemon became zombies and when this happens, Meganium is a necromancer of zombie plants.

  • Narcissistic Piplup
    Narcissistic PiplupMuaj më parë

    Good thing I’m not imperfect like him

  • Deshon Gibson Deshon
    Deshon Gibson DeshonMuaj më parë

    Wow this was good till the final evolution

  • Emirhan Soguksu
    Emirhan Soguksu2 muaj më parë

    wouldnt the pokemon just regrow lost parts as they are flowers

  • Gianni Smith
    Gianni Smith2 muaj më parë

    Georgia reminds me of KARLLLLL

  • le troll
    le troll2 muaj më parë

    I love the snorlax :)

  • Haraesh Jayaraman
    Haraesh Jayaraman2 muaj më parë

    I love how Giratina sounds so innocent and delightful

  • Sylvia Barboza
    Sylvia Barboza2 muaj më parë

    welp They had us in the first half not gonna lie

  • AcidFlame
    AcidFlame3 muaj më parë

    Finally, literal Pokédex entries of my favourite Pokémon line

  • Ruetz
    Ruetz3 muaj më parë

    *Meganium: The Necromancer* And Snorlax's voice gives me Homestar Runner Vibes.

  • InXine
    InXine3 muaj më parë

    "WHAT. IS. THAT. ... swee~t aroma wafting through the air?" i laughed so hard at that xD

  • soldier
    soldier3 muaj më parë

    1:21 how pokemon snakewood created

  • MarcdaveMiles FORTEZACRuz
    MarcdaveMiles FORTEZACRuz3 muaj më parë

    George is the shiny version

  • Daishinkan_909
    Daishinkan_9093 muaj më parë

    For bulbasaur, this is hell considering how his chance of getting chosen is incredibly low

  • JK JK
    JK JK3 muaj më parë

    I am still waiting for the WEED pokemon.

  • Jackabee1
    Jackabee13 muaj më parë


  • Der Bosswels
    Der Bosswels3 muaj më parë

    Meganium creates plant like zombies. Meganium is with Parasec the closest to a the last of us in Pokemon. Thats badass

  • mac23806
    mac238063 muaj më parë

    I thought nothing bad was going to happen for once

  • Legendary Banana Gaming and FUN
    Legendary Banana Gaming and FUN3 muaj më parë


  • That Bidoof
    That Bidoof3 muaj më parë


  • Josh Creator GALAXY
    Josh Creator GALAXY3 muaj më parë


  • Malik Clarke
    Malik Clarke3 muaj më parë

    Each of these videos keeps getting funnier

  • Malik Clarke
    Malik Clarke3 muaj më parë

    Each of these videos keeps getting funnier

  • 石川浪音 Ishikawa Namine
    石川浪音 Ishikawa Namine3 muaj më parë

    Chikorita: *sees the god of distortion and evil and gets away* Everyone: OH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • ᴾᵉᵗᵉʳ ᴿᵒᵈʳᶦᵍᵘᵉᶻ
    ᴾᵉᵗᵉʳ ᴿᵒᵈʳᶦᵍᵘᵉᶻ3 muaj më parë

    Who the fucking hell is "Arkeus"

  • Artzei
    Artzei3 muaj më parë

    You know somethings wrong when a *Snorlax* has a lot of energy.

  • cramer floro
    cramer floro3 muaj më parë

    I'm just happy for Giratina having found a man to love them.

  • Guy Valefor
    Guy Valefor3 muaj më parë

    I wanna see georges pretty little face

  • Chase Baker
    Chase Baker3 muaj më parë

    I think Giratina means the zombies that Meganium just shot

  • Ac Animation
    Ac Animation3 muaj më parë

    Pokemon 591

  • Burning Wolf
    Burning Wolf3 muaj më parë

    "what gives you the right to play god" lol

  • Pika the Mimikyu
    Pika the Mimikyu4 muaj më parë

    Oh my Arceus, how do you think of these things?

  • DTae The QuietStorm
    DTae The QuietStorm4 muaj më parë

    Dorkly, who hurt you?

  • Rainyfield154
    Rainyfield1544 muaj më parë

    Well this has almost ruined Meganium for me forever.

  • Siver5300
    Siver53004 muaj më parë

    So no one is gonna talk about how they plan to male that candle ? Really ? Ok ...

  • Zyntho
    Zyntho4 muaj më parë

    What's that theme at 0:18

  • Izzythedestryr
    Izzythedestryr4 muaj më parë

    Anybody notice a spike in animation quality?

  • GoldenHydreigon 47
    GoldenHydreigon 474 muaj më parë

    See, this is why the Chikorita line is the worst starter evolution line

  • Gamer_ Freddy0
    Gamer_ Freddy04 muaj më parë

    1:22 what is the music at this part?

  • SM69 Animations
    SM69 Animations4 muaj më parë

    Give this Giratina a condo.

  • Flint Impact studios
    Flint Impact studios4 muaj më parë


  • Mister LUnity
    Mister LUnity4 muaj më parë

    - nothing bad is happening - everything is going so well - summon the dead from the beyond

  • Megatron Yeets
    Megatron Yeets4 muaj më parë


  • Ninja_thelord
    Ninja_thelord4 muaj më parë

    Giratina then continues to kill Meganium, yet its own breath keeps reviving it.

  • kirbo
    kirbo4 muaj më parë

    Its not a dorkly video without violence

  • Robo Mike
    Robo Mike4 muaj më parë

    Ever since I saw the Team Four Star Soul Silver Nuzlocke, I can't look at any member of the Chikorita family and not think MUUUUUUR STAKE!

    EEVEE MASTER4 muaj më parë

    Can we get all of these in a massive long video Please

  • Fulcrum29
    Fulcrum294 muaj më parë

    This is worrying Later in the video* Ah there it is

  • HM Brandon
    HM Brandon4 muaj më parë


  • Ty Waters
    Ty Waters4 muaj më parë

    So am I wrong or is this Giratina Gay??

  • okuyasu nijimura
    okuyasu nijimura4 muaj më parë

    "Flowers and dead plants" i mean pokemon that have grass typing are like plants but wre still animals its kind of a half and half situation so i dont know if that applys to pokemon

  • Julian Moe
    Julian Moe4 muaj më parë

    Giratina reminds me of South Park's version of Satan. and I love that.

  • bataton77
    bataton774 muaj më parë

    I mean. Giritina has his priorities. Gotta spice up that condo

  • Shawn / Burton
    Shawn / Burton4 muaj më parë

    😂😂 Funny the tenth time around. 😂😂

  • 23 Savage
    23 Savage4 muaj më parë

    Would have been funny if George is giratinas other form lmao.

  • Divye Goyal
    Divye Goyal4 muaj më parë


  • SGJR TheGamer
    SGJR TheGamer4 muaj më parë

    That hyper ass Snorlax has me fucking dying. 💀😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀⚰️

  • Domination
    Domination4 muaj më parë

    Bayleaf the opposite of weed

  • The Grimm Boss
    The Grimm Boss4 muaj më parë

    Pokezombies? HELL NAW

  • Kami No Blaze
    Kami No Blaze4 muaj më parë


  • Michael Mader
    Michael Mader4 muaj më parë

    Anyone else who thought giratina was a reference to the couple in Marib, Syria in Broken Sword?! Spot on!

  • Beelzebub Crumpethorn
    Beelzebub Crumpethorn4 muaj më parë

    You had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

  • Prabsharan Kaknia
    Prabsharan Kaknia5 muaj më parë

    I love giratinas energy

  • Silken Emperor
    Silken Emperor5 muaj më parë

    Imagine how strong the snorlax would be if it didn't have all that fat.

  • David Holbrook
    David Holbrook5 muaj më parë

    Sorry I'm using text to speech some words will be replaced with things like mail and male that was one example sorry.

  • David Holbrook
    David Holbrook5 muaj më parë

    Hey buddy don't blame me blame Arceus plus I'm a guy why would I want this look like a girly girly cute pet project thingy if I guys want to be like Machop and it's evolutions we don't want to be pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty thing guys and more if we had practical modular and efficient a redundancy reservoir a redundancy backup power source our redundancy this or redundancy that redundancy this this this this this this this this that would be the Pokemon but it look like a normal Pokemon on the outside relatively and each evolution makes it more badass and more space to put more gadgets and things and that would be the ultimate male type Pokemon basically throw whatever you want at it and that's the mail God type Pokemon version of the contact Pokemon cuz literally it says it's special ability no Pokemon or energy type move will affect this Pokemon any other type of move will reduce 99.99% all energy thermal kinetic exotic excited any kind including 50 others that's just a baseline describe what form the energy takes but there's 50 others will be affected the same way and this God type Pokemon if it's the God would have the highest HP defense attack speed agility special attack and special defense of all the Pokemon put together x 777 million thousand and that's if it's a lazy bum that overeats and is fat and never works out and only knows two moves the version that's literally taking everything relatively seriously would be the best version best Pokemon and know what else has a second hidden ability that still effective even if it's hidden you know what disability is you can't catch it you would have to use it extremely extremely extremely complicated Rosenberg device that looks like it's been partially created by Nikola Tesla and 30 or 60 different types of mad scientist working together collectively and alchemists and then you have to wait for all the stars to line up every single one including all the little dots in the sky to line up and then you have to do a very very very long very very very complicated ritual involving soul sacrifice sacrifice blood sacrifice and bunch of other stuff and then you supposed to pull up this really complicated hyper advanced from like the far distant future techno cube I want to say far distant I mean extremely I mean like the Big crunch is just about to happen and just finish being made and everyone was rushing a job so you may need to use ruins to compensate the cube that you put in the center that will keep on changing shape like some sort of weird Rubik's cube of Doom but then it becomes trying a pyramid and an orb and then a hexagon and then repeats and cube and then when I finally gets back to a cube steak from 30th time is just going to grab the thing and then say the 200 line ritual while hopping up and down while rubbing your belly and then at the end you're supposed to do the Looney tune thing where you move your finger up and down against your lips and you make that weird sound and then a spike will come out of the cube and give a blood sample and it's going to be damaging to your hand and it will leave behind a symbol or a cliff or something on your hand cuz it's a redundancy last thing basically making you immortal but you are the guardian slash Warden of the cube that now contains the God of all Pokemon and that's the type of stuff that you should do when you're trying to capture a god all the other gods should be considered demigods and the Pokemon that are next level down from that should be considered spirits great spirits powerful spirits that type of thing cuz those spirits serve the demigods and demigod serve the god that's a logical conclusion so that the God doesn't have to do everything continuously it delegates to its children certain tasks and certain aspects of existence so it would actually have some time off and that way it's children would have some time off every once in awhile and since they're all immortal it's going to be like 10 million years and they have like a hundred years off you know relatively every 10 million years or 100 million years yeah you get one year off for every 100 million years and you can't use them until 100 years pass basically you're building up your vacation time and then it you get what I'm trying to say right this is what a God you would have to go through to catch a god and that's just me thinking of the laziest way to go about it there's complication where the whole entire world is a giant ritual site and all the other planets are ritual sites and you have to go to those planets and explore that world and capture all creatures on that planet so forth and so on down the line of like 300 million planets or something scattered around a universe 300 planets in every sector so it makes the whole entire universe and ritual site and the altar is on the start the original planet where the most creatures are and way way lesser versions that can't evolve are and if they do evolve it'll be like a second set evolution that are like pathetic shadows of what the other planet versions of anyway so you got the strong ones that are native and then the ones that transferred over you know what I'm saying they can only evolve the best version of I can when they're on that planet for a specific properties anyway this just makes it that way all the Pokemon has to be the very best version of themselves and then you can add those poop on and act like onto an outer rim on the ritual site while you're doing those other things so it makes even more complicated and that's the only way that you can capture the God of all Pokemon as I described him.

  • Jared Cook
    Jared Cook5 muaj më parë

    Really? You don't want a green dinosaur with a gun in your condo? Most people would find that to be a jolly good time

  • Blaze Neon
    Blaze Neon5 muaj më parë


  • kevin patterson
    kevin patterson5 muaj më parë

    I like the Pokémon snake wood reference

  • TheWutangclan1995
    TheWutangclan19955 muaj më parë

    A Devil Pokémon with a voice of Patrick Stewart. I’m gonna need that for my condo.

  • Iron
    Iron5 muaj më parë

    Is that a burbasaur I see there?

  • Raposinha Onírica
    Raposinha Onírica5 muaj më parë

    1:21 this is so cursed

  • Dylan Tyson
    Dylan Tyson5 muaj më parë

    I could watch a whole series about Giratina and George

  • Jefferson Sales
    Jefferson Sales5 muaj më parë

    We needs more Bodybuilder videos

  • the unmaker
    the unmaker5 muaj më parë

    Get that shit away from the condo

  • abde rabby
    abde rabby5 muaj më parë

    What about totodile line

  • WeAre Harbinger
    WeAre Harbinger5 muaj më parë

    Not sure bulbasaur counts as a plant, the thing on its back sure is though.

  • Arif Prasetyo
    Arif Prasetyo5 muaj më parë

    Who's George

  • eunjeong jeon
    eunjeong jeon5 muaj më parë

    Burbasaur has returned

  • Isabella Deschamps Tallerico
    Isabella Deschamps Tallerico5 muaj më parë

    1:30 Zombies

  • Namknat
    Namknat5 muaj më parë

    Meganium kills the plant Pokémon zombies. He breathes a sigh of relief. Zombies revive. This is an infernal loop.

  • Kaynar
    Kaynar5 muaj më parë

    Man is this a cry for help.

  • Lasagna Lover
    Lasagna Lover5 muaj më parë

    I have traveled to the future to see what great acheivements humanity has accomplished. Oh neat, literal pokedex entries is still going

  • Way2Spooky4U
    Way2Spooky4U5 muaj më parë

    Well, it looks like somebody has been playing a little too much Pokemon Snakewood recently.

  • Mike Doohan
    Mike Doohan5 muaj më parë

    The reason I don't like that and this time saying that

  • Kent Jofher Salvador
    Kent Jofher Salvador5 muaj më parë

    Aaahhh Pokemon Snakewood!!!!

  • Alden Ahern
    Alden Ahern5 muaj më parë

    I was so ready for a phantump to walk in at 1:20, but then ...

  • goodboysoc
    goodboysoc5 muaj më parë


  • Violet Snow
    Violet Snow5 muaj më parë

    It's burbasaur.

  • Paul Martin
    Paul Martin5 muaj më parë

    So how were those 3 killed previously?

  • SMW TURTLE quest
    SMW TURTLE quest5 muaj më parë

    imagine dead people can come back to like with this pokemon

  • thomas campos
    thomas campos5 muaj më parë


  • thomas campos
    thomas campos5 muaj më parë


  • senhor café
    senhor café5 muaj më parë


  • Glitchy Hunter
    Glitchy Hunter5 muaj më parë

    1:26 this is people after spring summer fall and winter break

  • Tanjiro Kamado
    Tanjiro Kamado5 muaj më parë

    1:03 Im surprised he didnt get extremely thin or whatever when he was running

Faqja Tjeter