If Pokedex Entries Were Literal (Volume 32)

The goth kids of the Pokemon world are very, very dark.

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  • Caolán O'Chearnaigh
    Caolán O'Chearnaigh15 orë më parë

    I'd want a goth girl to predict my death any day... (Yes, I'm a sucker for goths...)

  • Anufenrir
    AnufenrirDitë më parë

    got one month folks, if the solrok one doesn't come out then and kill a hitmonchan, I will be disapointed

  • teoteous
    teoteousDitë më parë

    Shut up and hit your opponent(s) Hitmonchan.

  • Razuraito
    RazuraitoDitë më parë

    Hitmonchan is actually sane, I hadn't thought it possible

  • J Fiendnix ECE
    J Fiendnix ECE2 ditë më parë

    Hitmonchan is essentially everyone that ends up reading into the lore of Pokemon and realizes how fucked up EVERY SINGLE POKEMON IS

  • Stallone Andrew
    Stallone Andrew3 ditë më parë

    This is the main reason why most Pokemon doesn't speak other than saying their name. (Pokemon that can speak was kinda rare, too bad Team Rocket only just focusing capture Ash's Pikachu other than show the world that Team Rocket Meowth can speaks)

  • Craig Bellve
    Craig Bellve3 ditë më parë

    Dragonite recues people lost at sea, by lugia's tornado

  • Vegeta Konechney
    Vegeta Konechney7 ditë më parë

    That was dumb

  • Nathan Kemp
    Nathan Kemp8 ditë më parë

    What please stop gothitelle the final evolution you know the one that is less of an idiot also Pokemon don't die they faint

  • Vegito
    Vegito10 ditë më parë

    Poor hitmochan

  • LordDeraj
    LordDeraj14 ditë më parë

    Nintendo approved No More Heroes, that is all

  • Zymon Perez
    Zymon Perez16 ditë më parë

    The eye twitching though

  • Justin Palmer
    Justin Palmer17 ditë më parë

    I think the ultimate play is to do a Pokédex read on solrock and have it land on hitmonchan causing the prediction to come true.

  • maria313able
    maria313able17 ditë më parë

    Ngl I loved Hitmonchan on this one I hope he becomes a regular character.

  • CJCroen1393
    CJCroen139319 ditë më parë

    Jackie Chan doesn't like it when Celestia Ludenberg predicts his demise.

  • Xavier Perez
    Xavier Perez22 ditë më parë

    I'm glad the goth pokegals didn't appear in pokemon sword and shield. Hatterene may kill you if you're noisy but i love Hatterene and she's adorable and lovely. Just speak softly and you'll be fine 👍

  • FdR NGM
    FdR NGM28 ditë më parë

    Lol now that's what they ment by future sight

  • Harold Volda
    Harold VoldaMuaj më parë

    Hitmonchan, Can you leave Japan and doing the new job at Arstotzka?

  • cryo69
    cryo69Muaj më parë

    It’s Game freak who is responsible not its parent company Nintendo

  • Manny Loser

    Manny Loser

    Muaj më parë


    JAM JAMMINMuaj më parë

    3 more months until hitmonchan’s agonizing death

  • Trinket Sphinx
    Trinket SphinxMuaj më parë

    Hitmonchan, buddy, one name: Cubone. Yeah, this is all totally fine with Miyamoto

  • the loud star kirby
    the loud star kirbyMuaj më parë

    Only a heartless person would punch a baby

  • Abhishek Mohanty
    Abhishek MohantyMuaj më parë

    Hitmonchan is British Bowser ! Now, that's neat.

  • Snoop dog 2.0 Smith
    Snoop dog 2.0 SmithMuaj më parë

    It said she can see trainers lifespans not pokemons and she told that pokemon when hes going to die.

  • Bandicoot Sauce
    Bandicoot SauceMuaj më parë

    Regarding Gothitelle, I'm reminded of a conversation between characters in the show Amphibia: Maddie: "I've seen your death in my mind." Sprig: "...Oh. (chuckles uncomfortably) I was kinda hoping it would be a surprise." Maddie: "IT WILL BE."

  • Bandicoot Sauce
    Bandicoot SauceMuaj më parë

    No one is mentioning how Gothorita is basically muscling in on Hypno's turf. You know, because Hypno also has a history of controlling and abducting children.

  • David Scott
    David ScottMuaj më parë

    Hitmonchan: I what not to be in this game anymore

  • Sebastian Rivera
    Sebastian Rivera2 muaj më parë


  • Josh Creator GALAXY
    Josh Creator GALAXY2 muaj më parë

    1:00 looks like Hypno is getting replaced in creepypasta history?

  • kohlton louks

    kohlton louks

    Muaj më parë

    Nope. The Gothita line isn’t as creepy as Dorkly paints them as.

  • Mistery Misterio
    Mistery Misterio2 muaj më parë

    If you think too much about pokemon world you would never want to be a slave trainer, that traps creatures, some of those creatures intelligent, with the purpose of fighting and killing each other while filling the trainers pride.

  • FatTonyTV
    FatTonyTV2 muaj më parë

    You know......he has a great point actually about this Pokemon.........

  • the critic of mischief
    the critic of mischief2 muaj më parë

    when hitmonchan realizes that goth pokemon is dark lol.

  • Munch KING

    Munch KING

    2 muaj më parë

    No She's Psychic. :p

    BADDISNEY E2 muaj më parë

    no you gotta mega punch that baby bro.

  • jen tran
    jen tran2 muaj më parë

    Lol so this is so dark and creepy lol

  • Kefgoeroe
    Kefgoeroe2 muaj më parë

    I mean think about it. We have all these Pokémon who can destroy this world, yet this world still exists and Pokémon, humans live together in relative harmony and peace. The Pokedex is lying to us!

  • lilivoryflower
    lilivoryflower2 muaj më parë

    696 dislikes, ok i had to dislike it to get it there

  • ZenosenVA
    ZenosenVA2 muaj më parë

    Just started watching the channel and all I can hear is Sam Reich screaming. I love it.

  • Cedric Lindsey
    Cedric Lindsey2 muaj më parë

    Should have just mega punched the baby 👶😒

  • Mr. Video
    Mr. Video2 muaj më parë

    “Mega Punch that (bleeping) baby.”

  • Alex Vostox
    Alex Vostox2 muaj më parë


  • Jacob Dahl
    Jacob Dahl2 muaj më parë

    “This is a Nintendo game.” Yeah, well so is No More Heroes.

  • kohlton louks

    kohlton louks

    Muaj më parë

    That’s a funny way to spell Kirby.

  • Ryan Lin
    Ryan Lin2 muaj më parë

    Hitmonchan just looks like a potatoe in a dress

  • Jonathan Mcknight
    Jonathan Mcknight2 muaj më parë

    It's been 3 months anybody checked up on Hitmonchan???

  • Just Some Random Guy
    Just Some Random Guy2 muaj më parë

    Looks like Hitmonchan should've not used hesitate

  • Spicy Fry
    Spicy Fry2 muaj më parë

    Dude seriously? The goth Pokémon is not family friendly? What’s wrong with that? We have spooky ghost towns we have ghost girls we have cute Pokémon being attacked by other Pokémon and THIS is what’s bothering you?!

  • jenp657ify
    jenp657ify2 muaj më parë

    I'm gonna miss hitmonchan

  • Sir JJ
    Sir JJ2 muaj më parë

    Me: Fine, I'll do it myself *takes out minigun*

  • TheAllSeeingEye
    TheAllSeeingEye2 muaj më parë

    its a game about legal cockfighting what did hitmochan think was gonna happen?

  • Theo Naicker
    Theo Naicker2 muaj më parë

    Wait, are you telling me that Gothita has feelers? IS SHE A FUCKING BUG BABY

  • Lucy Grodh
    Lucy Grodh2 muaj më parë

    The reason DEX entries are like this were because the dev team thought kids wouldn’t read them. Then after Nintendo found out we did read them it just became tradition.

  • Patrick Cross
    Patrick Cross2 muaj më parë

    Pretty sure Miyamoto doesn't have any stake in the Pokemon series, but whatever.

  • Tss Immortal
    Tss Immortal2 muaj më parë


  • The Random Guy and Co
    The Random Guy and Co2 muaj më parë

    I love how this whole video is actually about Hitmonchan.

  • Guy The Third
    Guy The Third3 muaj më parë

    I feel like the goth pokemon was supposed to be the next gardivour. I probably butchered that but the one that can create black holes and likes to hug

  • Zak1999
    Zak19993 muaj më parë

    666 dislikes fitting for a video about a dark pokemon.

  • Celebrity Skyrim
    Celebrity Skyrim3 muaj më parë

    HITMONCHAN:Now I can punch you. GOTHITELLE:Iam going to ruin this man's whole career.

  • Velkorck TheUndead
    Velkorck TheUndead3 muaj më parë

    Hitmonchan : this is such a dark pokemon Gothitelle: haven't u ever heard about Hypno?

  • Yo-Kai Watch forever
    Yo-Kai Watch forever3 muaj më parë

    More ending Pokemon because of the video

  • MilesTailsProwerfan9
    MilesTailsProwerfan93 muaj më parë

    And then four years later Rare made Conker, so... I guess he got over it. Still kind of weird that Goldeneye was what he had a problem with.

  • Wesley Oldham - Cartoons and TV
    Wesley Oldham - Cartoons and TV3 muaj më parë

    Gothita: a goth baby? Gothorita: Sarah Sanderson from Hocus Pocus. Gothitelle: a shinigami from Death Note.

  • TheVillainousHamster
    TheVillainousHamster3 muaj më parë

    do you- do you think gothelle chooses to stay with their trainers cause they know they'll be free again at some point?

  • Lymington
    Lymington3 muaj më parë

    Why does everybody seem to think that Miyamoto is just in charge of every single Nintendo game?

  • Dormaze
    Dormaze3 muaj më parë

    This is quite a gothic episode.

  • hizpanicGam3r
    hizpanicGam3r3 muaj më parë

    Oh boy, just wait till he learns about hypno and how it hints of it hypnotizing people and taking them into the woods for a good old round of pound town

  • Tasia Dunham
    Tasia Dunham3 muaj më parë

    Look, it seems A lot more legit in real life, but I think you're overlooking the fact that it is, indeed, A FREAKING GAME!! IT'S NOT REAL! Do you really think kids pay THIS much attention to a Pokédex entry?

  • Joseph
    Joseph3 muaj më parë

    hopefully he spent all the 6 months making money, and then when the time came he sat in the pokecentre and waited for a solrock to fly through the ceiling, He'd hopefully have his insurance, cash and he'd be in a pokecentre already.

  • 62swordsmen
    62swordsmen3 muaj më parë

    If Hitmonchan thinks Gothitelle is that bad, wait until he finds out about Hypno

  • Vanilson Braga
    Vanilson Braga3 muaj më parë

    "A game for freaking kids!", well, you know, Game Freak.

  • Ruetz
    Ruetz3 muaj më parë

    Finally, a pokemon that's self-aware! Make him the pokemon champion instead! And may I mention, he actually has common sense.

  • Mcheetah
    Mcheetah3 muaj më parë

    "Many games to play beneath the stars." "Hot goth lady."

  • Rigo Acosta
    Rigo Acosta3 muaj më parë

    Wow, i didn't thino I'd see something so unfunny

  • Marc Esteban
    Marc Esteban3 muaj më parë

    Fully evolved Pokémon uncomfortable battling pre evoked Pokémon

  • Paul Alvin Buquiron
    Paul Alvin Buquiron3 muaj më parë

    Wait, the Pokédex says that Gothitelle can predict the trainers’ lifespan, y did it predict Hitmonchans’ lifespan? Shouldn’t that have been the trainer and not the Pokémon?

  • Spidermanboo556 IOO NCP and Persian cat null
    Spidermanboo556 IOO NCP and Persian cat null3 muaj më parë

    Bruh wtf this is so funny

  • Foxblaze
    Foxblaze3 muaj më parë

    Didn't know hitmonchan is a FIGHT-SJW type Pokémon hahaha

  • Neoslayer PW
    Neoslayer PW3 muaj më parë

    hitmonchan is the CEO of fourth wall breaks

  • gabriel vega
    gabriel vega3 muaj më parë

    So hot goth lady??

  • Gabriel Grasso
    Gabriel Grasso3 muaj më parë

    This one really did 😟. I had a hard time sleeping.

  • Jetflight Sparks
    Jetflight Sparks3 muaj më parë

    you do know that this "childrens game" also contains lopunny and gardevoir....let that sink in

  • PoorManatee 6197
    PoorManatee 61973 muaj më parë

    That was perfect for a Hypno reference.

  • Liam Cullins
    Liam Cullins3 muaj më parë

    Was it Rusty who tried to save Hitmochan in the future? Oh, what am I saying. We all know Rusty never heals Pokémon. He just throws them out.

  • GrahamChapman
    GrahamChapman3 muaj më parë

    ...I shouldn't be surprised that the episode focusing on the goth girls would be so real and edgy.

  • Kev
    Kev3 muaj më parë

    Yo hitmonchan spittin

  • Mr. L
    Mr. L3 muaj më parë

    He’s got four and a half months left

  • Mike Zombra
    Mike Zombra3 muaj më parë

    Who’s putting gloves on all these hitmonchans

  • Jokar 91
    Jokar 913 muaj më parë

    If the hugging thing got approved for goldeneye 64, wonder if the game would still be considered one of the greatest

  • kohlton louks

    kohlton louks

    Muaj më parë

    Considering everyone hated Alec’s fight, it’d probably be an improvement.

  • Victor E. Vector M.
    Victor E. Vector M.3 muaj më parë

    You guys are ultimate chads for challenging Nintendo!

  • Michael Buehler
    Michael Buehler3 muaj më parë

    Shigeru Miyamoto is fucking weird.

  • Legendary Banana Gaming and FUN
    Legendary Banana Gaming and FUN3 muaj më parë


  • Cobeoe
    Cobeoe3 muaj më parë

    A game for Japanese kids So I am assuming some Japanese kids are a little more OK with this stuff

  • Carter Kwakye-Safo
    Carter Kwakye-Safo3 muaj më parë

    Nintendo didn’t approve this. Dorkly did. So punch that Pokémon or I’ll break your link cable.

  • XJoshxKidX
    XJoshxKidX3 muaj më parë

    He should've just punched the baby 😂

  • JC Stone
    JC Stone3 muaj më parë

    He should have mega punched the baby

  • Josh Creator GALAXY
    Josh Creator GALAXY3 muaj më parë


  • Kaneki Ken
    Kaneki Ken3 muaj më parë

    At this point saying pokemon is for children is like saying Star wars was child friendly

  • Noah Lyons
    Noah Lyons3 muaj më parë

    You guys make a dark pokemon entries I don't think you who can defend yourselves with Hitmonchan

  • Zekromtrainer12
    Zekromtrainer123 muaj më parë

    Gothitelle used Future Sight Hitmonchan was upset and ran away

  • Texas Nord
    Texas Nord3 muaj më parë

    Well, it is cannon that people and Pokémon used to marry.

  • Gavin Magness
    Gavin Magness3 muaj më parë

    ...So on pretty much all of these pokemon videos, I know all the lore of each pokemon going into it. Especially the disturbing ones, as they're talked about ad nauseum. The gothorita one? I did not know gothorita pied-pipers sleeping children into the wilderness. I was not prepared to learn that tonight. Holy shit.

  • Zigeal Faust
    Zigeal Faust3 muaj më parë

    Gothitelle has the same energy (and eye twitch) as Creepy Susie and I'm all about it.

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